Another Exotic Pick from Mr. Moose

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Back on the scene with the exotic machine....

The Filipino Killer eats up the malnutrition Strawweight L'Africane Nkosinathi Joyi. Florante Condes is a big-time puncher for a midget and is loaded with power. He's on a 9-0 streak, albeit against dem bums, but there is no way a #6 ranked straw-berry pulls this one off.

Because these guys have no weight, this could go 8-9 rounds so there is a great chance for aerial body fluids here. Condes on top so play:

- A mixture of snot & saliva drippings from the 3rd round on

- A few gas emissions as a result of Killer's stomach bombs (must be heard only by the first row)

- 2cm piece of upper jaw bone being emitted before the end.

Not a big-time play here but certainly enough to fill up the tank for a few years.

MMA Goes Primetime!! Weekend Fight Schedule

What up What Up Little Fighters?? This weekend boxing takes a back seat to the MMA. We have two exciting cards (for different reasons) happening.

First off on Saturday night, 9pm EST on CBS, MMA goes mainstream when EliteXC shows the first ever card on network TV. And of course the big attraction is the main event which pits James Thompson against Kimbo Slice. This is Kimbo's most legit challenge yet however Mr. Thompson does have a glass jaw so I am sure another Kimbo KO is in the making.
Actually since I missed the Classic Lump this week I will throw you one right now starring James Thomspon and Butterbean:


OK so EliteXC is getting the fanfare because they are the first on network TV (take that Dana White) however the better dukes are on Sunday night when the WEC is on Versus. Jens Pulver against the pretty boy Urijah Faber. This one is going to be fast and furious kiddies so don't blink!

OK Larry Lump is out here is the weekend fight schedule for ya. Peace and Corn Grease!

BOXING:
FRIDAY - at Baracaldo, Spain - 12 rounds, cruiserweights: Herbie Hide (42-4, 41 KOs) vs.
Ehinomen Ehikhamenor (12-2, 7 KOs); 8 rounds, heavyweights: Konstantin Airich (9-0-1, 8 KOs) vs. Danny Williams (38-6, 30 KOs).
FRIDAY - at Monroeville, Pennsylvania -(Telefutura) - 10 rounds, super featherweights: Monty Meza Clay (27-1, 18 KOs) vs. Fernando Omar Lizarraga (16-4-1, 12 KOs); 8 rounds, light middleweights: Latif Mundy (7-0, 2 KOs) vs. George Rivera (8-1, 3 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Cebu, Philippines - 10 rounds, super flyweights: Z Gorres (27-2-2, 15 KOs) vs.
Nick Otieno (15-1, 5 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Kempton Park, South Africa -12 rounds, IBF minimumweight title: Florante
Condes (22-3-1, 20 KOs) vs. Nkosinathi Joyi (17-0, 13 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Dusseldorf, Germany - 12 rounds, 12 rounds, WBA bantamweight title: Wladimir Sidorenko (21-0-2, 7 KOs) vs. Anselmo Moreno (21-1-1, 8 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Chetumal, Mexico - 12 rounds, interim WBC featherweight title: Oscar Larios (60-6-1, 37 KOs) vs. Feider Viloria (21-2-1, 15 KOs).
SATURDAY - at San Luis Potosi, Mexico -12 rounds, super flyweights: Fernando Montiel
(37-2-1, 27 KOs) vs. Luis Maldonado (37-2-1, 28 KOs).

MMA:
Saturday, May 31
Elite XC: Saturday Night Fights, Robbie Lawler vs. Scott Smith, Kimbo Slice vs. James Thompson Newark, N.J., CBS
Sunday, June 1
WEC: WEC 34, Urijah Faber vs. Jens Pulver, Sacramento, Calif., Versus

Weekend Boxing Results-Paulie Malignaggi looked HAIRrible

Wake me up please. Larry is shot after a great memorial day weekend. As for the fights, well they were not so hot, at least when it came to boxing. Both Ricky Hatton and Paulie Malignaggi earned victories by decision, but no one looked very impressive. Paulie looked like a complete buffoon actually. The chooch comes out wearing hair extensions. I think he was going for the Italian/Brooklyn/Jamaican look. Anyways his pony tail comes undone half way through the first round and he can't see because his hair is in his face, it actually cost him the round. His corner then uses the glove tape to try and hold it down. That lasts for about 4-5 rounds and then it comes out again and the ref has to call time out. Then, which must be a first in boxing, he gets a full blown haircut in between rounds! Unreal!

Hatton and Malignaggi have already secured a fight date for this November. If they try to put this one on PPV the promoters are going to seriously be disappointed. Hatton by decision in an ugly boring fight...I'm already calling that one.

Here are your weekend fight results:

BOXING:
MANCHESTER, England (AP)—Ricky Hatton, Britain, outpointed Juan Lazcano, Mexico, 12, to retain his IBO light welterweight title; Paulie Malignaggi, Brooklyn, N.Y., outpointed Lovemore N’Dou, Australia, 12, to retain his IBF junior welterweight title; Craig Watson, Britain, outpointed Matthew Hatton, Britain, 12, to win the Commonwealth welterweight title.
NEWCASTLE, Australia (AP)—Sirimongkol Singwancha, Thailand, stopped Chad Bennett, Australia, 1, to retain his PABA light welterweight title.

Weekend Fight Schedule-Ricky Hatton is back-Tito Ortiz is Out-Kimbo Slice countdown has begun

What UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ?
How y'all livin' today? Beautiful 70 degree day in the northeast and your Boy Larry Lump got a half day at his income generating job before the long Memorial Lump Weekend.
OK so some decent action this weekend in the fight game.
First thing to yap about is Ricky Hatton is back in his first fight since losing to Floyd Mayweather. Even better is that it's being shown on basic cable, the Vs. Network. Ricky should take care of business in front of his hometown, but who does he fight next? Unfortunately it's probably going to be Paulie Malingnaggi who is fighting on the under card. Paulie has zero power so the excitement factor is just not there for me.
In regards to MMA, UFC 84 Ill Will (guess they are running out of tag lines) takes place Saturday night. This will be the last UFC fight for Tito Ortiz who's well documented battle with UFC president Dana White has reached the point of no return. Tito has been fading as a fighter (but he does get to tap Jenna Jamison on a daily basis) so it's no real loss for the UFC.
So only about a week left until Kimbo Slice makes his prime time debut on CBS. He is fighting another cupcake but of course everyone is going to watch and see what the hype is all about. Is Kimbo the Mike Tyson of the new millennium? Seems that way so far.

Here is your weekend schedule. Enjoy:
Boxing
TODAY - at Lincoln, Rhode Island (ESPN2) - 10 rounds, cruiserweights: Aaron Williams (17-0-1, 12 KOs) vs.
Jose Luis Herrera (15-4, 15 KOs); 8 rounds, heavyweights: Jason Estrada (12-1, 2 KOs) vs. Derek Bryant (20-4-1, 17 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Newcastle, Australia - 11 rounds, light welterweights: Sirimongkol Singwancha (58-2, 33 KOs)
vs. Chad Bennett (21-2-3, 14 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Hannover, Germany - 12 rounds, cruiserweights: Dariusz Michalczewski (48-2, 28 KOs)
vs. Sven Ottke (34-0, 6 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Manchester, England (Versus) - 12 rounds, light welterweights: Ricky Hatton (43-1, 31 KOs) vs. Juan Lazcano (37-4-1, 27 KOs); 12 rounds, IBF junior welterweight title: Paul Malingnaggi (24-1, 5 KOs)
vs. Lovemore N'dou (46-9-1, 31 KOs); 12 rounds, welterweights: Matthew Hatton (33-3-1, 13 KOs) vs. Craig Watson (12-2, 4 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Chihuahua, Mexico - 12 rounds, flyweights: Jose Antonio Aguirre (34-7-1, 20 KOs) vs. Victor Zaleta (5-0, 3 KOs).

MMA
Saturday, May 24
UFC: UFC 84, B.J. Penn vs. Sean Sherk, Las Vegas, PPV.

Classic Lump Wednesday-Wednesday Night Fights

Oh man this one is a REAL Double Knockout, both these guys took almost 5 minutes to get off the canvas. Special thanks to BUMPnLUMP subscriber Richie Cakes for finding this gem.
Also ESPN2 has a little mid week boxing treat tonight: 10 rounds, lightweights: Stevie Johnston (42-5-1, 18 KOs) vs. Edner Cherry (23-5-2, 11 KOs); 8 rounds, super featherweights: Johnnie Edwards (13-2-1, 7 KOs) vs. Freddie Norwood (42-2-1, 23 KOs).
Maybe Moose has a mid week "exotic" for ya since the fight he picked this past weekend never happened.

Weekend Boxing Results-Yo Moose what happened with your pick?

Hey Moose man I can't find any info on your pick? What was the outcome?

Here is the rest of the weekend boxing results:
NEVADA (AP)—James Kirkland, Austin, Texas, stopped Eromosele Albert, Nigeria, 1, to win the vacant WBO NABO light middleweight title; Yuriorkis Gamboa, Cuba, outpointed Darling Jimenez, Dominican Republic, 10, to win the vacant WBC International super featherweight title; Alfredo Angulo, Mexico, stopped Richard Gutierrez, Colombia, 10, to win the vacant WBO intercontinental light middleweight title; Mickey Bey Jr., Cleveland, outpointed Wilson Alcorro, Colombia, 10, lightweights.
AGUASCALIENTES, Mexico (AP)—Jorge Arce, Mexico, outpointed Devid Lookmahanak, Thailand, 12, in a WBC super flyweight title eliminator; Brian Viloria, Waipahu, Hawaii, stopped Fred Heberto Valdez, Mexico, 3, light flyweights; Jorge Solis, Mexico, outpointed, 10, Miguel Roman, Mexico, featherweights.
DURANGO, Mexico (AP)—Cristian Mijares, Mexico, outpointed Alexander Munoz, Venezuela, 12, to win the WBA and WBC super flyweight titles; Omar Salado, Mexico, stopped Julio Cesar Miranda, Mexico, 5, in a WBC flyweight title eliminator.
KHARKOV, Ukraine (AP)—Sergey Fedchenko, Ukraine, outpointed Peter Semo, Uganda, 12, to win the IBF intercontinental light welterweight title.
BROOKLYN, N.Y. (AP)—Pawel Wolak, Mount Arlington, N.J., outpointed Troy Browning, Willingsboro, N.J., 10, to win the interim WBC USNBC light middleweight title.
KENNER, La. (AP)—Will McIntyre, Bogalusa, La., outpointed Zane Marks, Golden Meadow, La., 12, to win the vacant IBA Americas light heavyweight title.

Moose got a "mainstream" pick, Chris Byrd loses real bad

First off Chris Byrd looked horrible last night and got KO'ed in the 9th. He was slow, weak, and useless. Bottom line is he took off way to much weight. So he was getting blasted as a heavyweight and now as a light heavyweight, it's time to hang up the gloves.

OK so Moose stopped by and gave me a pick for tonight. Here ya go:

Moose goes out on a limb. Hope it doesn't break!

NO exotics this week so the Moose goes with society. Searched far & wide for bums & washed ups but with slim pickens of the cards, I'll go with a Mexican brawl:

Ulises Solisi of Mexico, a 26 year old bomber will defeat the Philippino Glenn Donaire, who can't punch but racks up wins anyway.

Reason for the Solisi win?

- He's a knock-out artist

- He's won at MSG

- Hometown favorite

Donaire fight a lot in the States, but normally at low-level venues. He lost his big shot at the MGM Grand in Vegas.

So, I go with "class"....Solisi for # 25.