Weekend Boxing & MMA results/ANOTHER Contender gets in over his head!

Sorry for the late post party peeps. Your boy Larry Lump did not have Internet access for most of the day. So did you hear who Miguel Cotto is fighting in April?. Getting excited now, right? Can't wait for me to tell you, right? Well keep it in your pants tiger, it's Alfonso Gomez from...drum roll please....the Contender TV show! Surprise, surprise, another sacrificial lamb. Now don't get me wrong I like Alfonso Gomez the most out of all of them, but kickin the crap out of a past his prime Arturo Gotti does not put you into a title fight with Miguel Cotto. I can't take it anymore, I just can't. I think these promoters are playing a cruel joke on L Cubed.

OK so I watched that Povetkin/Chambers fight that was on HBO Saturday night. Bore fest deluxe! Chambers is a slow lumbering heavyweight who throws about 10 punches a round, and even though Povetkin stayed very busy throughout the fight, his cardio and power are weak. He was gassed out after 7-8 rounds. Povetkin earned a title fight with Klitschko, and even he admitted after the fight he has a long way to go to hang with Wlamidir. Let's be honest, he is going to get his ass handed to him. A guy with only 15 fights against second rate opponents should not be getting title fights.

Oh check it out, Ray Mercer lost his fight to some no name dude this weekend in China. I bet the trip over there cost more than the paycheck he got.

Posted a new poll on the right side column of BUMPnLUMP. Don't forget to vote!

Anyways I am out. Here are the rest of the weekend results:

BOXING:
BERLIN (AP) -- Alexander Povetkin, Russia, outpointed Eddie Chambers, Philadelphia, 12, in an IBF final heavyweight title eliminator; Sebastian Sylvester, Germany, outpointed Francois Bastient, France, 12, to retain his European middleweight title.
JAKARTA, Indonesia (AP) -- Chris John, Indonesia, stopped Roinet Caballero, Panama, 7, to retain his WBA featherweight title.
MACAU, China (AP) -- Derric Rossy, Puerto Rico, outpointed Ray Mercer, Union, City, N.J., 12, heavyweights.

MMA:
Friday, Jan. 25
ShoXC, Atlantic City, NJ: Matt Makowski def. Joe Schilling, submission (rear naked choke), 4:01 R1; Brett Linebarger def. Sergio Vinagre, KO, 2:29 R3; James Jones def. Mark Getto, submission (kimura) 1:12 R1; Charlie Brenneman def. Drew Puzon, split decision; Kala Kolohe Hose def. Frederic Belleton, KO, 4:32 R1; Tonya Evinger def. Julie Kedzie, submission (rear naked choke), 1:43 R1; Bao Quach def. Bobby McMaster, unanimous decision; Paul Daley def. Sam Morgan, KO, 2:12 R1; Eddie Alvarez def. Ross Ebanez, TKO, 2:32 R2.

Weekend Boxing/MMA results and Pro Wrestling is down for the count

Happy MLK, and that doesn't stand for Mauls, Lumps, and Knockouts!
Your boy Larry is mentally drained from the amazing Giants victory last night so all I am giving you today is weekend results. Oh and one more thing, Larry Lump has come to the conclusion he no longer has the rights to include Pro Wrestling on BUMPnLUMP. To be honest I just don't follow it anymore, the days of Sergeant Slaughter, Iron Sheik, and Bob Backlund are long gone. I will leave it up to the young'uns. So there ya have it, go back to doing nothing today peeps.
Catch you tomorrow with a phat Classic Lump.

Boxing Results:
NEW YORK (AP) -- Roy Jones Jr., Pensacola, Fla., outpointed Felix Trinidad, Puerto Rico, 12, light heavyweights; Andrew Golota, Poland, outpointed Mike Mollo, Oak Lawn, Ill., 12, heavyweights; Alex Bunema, Congo, stopped Roman Karmazin, Russia, 10, junior middleweights; Devon Alexander, St. Louis, outpointed DeMarcus Corley, Washington, 12, junior welterweights; Luis Collazo, Queens, N.Y., outpointed Edvan Dos Santos Barros, Brazil, 10, welterweights.
DUSSELDORF, Germany (AP) -- Ruslan Chagaev, Germany, outpointed Matt Skelton, Britain, 12, to retain his WBA heavyweight title; Taras Bidenko, Ukraine, outpointed Cisse Salif, Mali, to retain his WBA Inter-Continental heavyweight title.
RAMA, Ontario (AP) -- Steve Molitor, Canada, outpointed Ricardo Castillo, Mexico, 12, to retain his IBF super bantamweight title.

MMA Results:
Saturday, Jan. 19
UFC 80, Newcastle, England: Sam Stout def. Per Eklund, unanimous decision; Alessio Sakara def. James Lee, TKO 1:30 R1; Paul Kelly def. Paul Taylor, unanimous decision; Antoni Hardonk def. Colin Robinson, TKO 0:17 R1; Jorge Rivera def. Kendall Grove, TKO 1:20 R1; Wilson Gouveia def. Jason Lambert, KO (punch) 0:37 R2; Marcus Davis def. Jess Liuadin, KO (punch) 1:04 R1; Fabricio Werdum def. Gabriel Gonzaga, TKO 4:34 R2; UFC lightweight title: B.J. Penn def. Joe Stevenson, submission (rear naked choke), 4:02 R2 (Penn wins vacant title).

Yooo I Can't Hear You!!!!!!!

Attention all BUMPnLUMP readers. Your boy Larry Lump Lump wants to here from you!
We need to kick this blog into high gear. It's time for the championship rounds. I can only think of so many things to rant about. I want to hear from you. What's on you mind, what 'pinions you got about the fight game. Any wrestling fans out there, start something up why don't ya don't ya. Tell your boy what you want to know more about, tell your boy about the good, the bad, and the ugly in the fight game. Knuckle up my brothers BUMPnLUMP wants to be the sounding board for all.

That's all I got to say today. By the way forget about that video program on Yahoo! called Outside the Ring. It was WEAK WEAK WEAK

Peace

New feature (Labels) added to site

You will now notice Labels after each post as well as a Label directory on the right side menu.
It's an easier way to find posts that might interest you. Don't worry kids, Uncle Larry got you covered.
Oh PS. Rumor on the street that my cousin, Willy Lump Lump from Moncks Corner, SC (pop. 6,525) will be popping in for a visit every now and then to give his views on some of the big fights. Willy and I NEVER agree on anything so it should be interesting.

Larry L. Lump

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New features added to site

What up fight freaks? Week one of Bump N' Lump and I am trying to add as much content as possible. On the right hand side you will now find links that will show you the latest Boxing and MMA fight schedule. On the bottom of the page you will find news feeds for boxing, mma, and pro wrastlin' (hey even though it's staged those boys get lumped up too!)

Enjoy!

LumpTV added to the site

What up kids? Check out the new LumpTV section on the top of the page. Scroll over the small video icons and click on what you want. A player will open up showing you all of the action jackson. Also on the bottom of the page you will find a larger player with more assorted fight content for your enjoyment.

Your boy L cubed is out.

Welcome!

Welcome to Bump N' Lump, the beatdown blog. I'm your host Larry Lump Lump and I am here to give you my views, rants, and raves about the wide world of boxing, mma, and any other brawl that might be taking place out there. Don't be shy, I want to here from all of you. Agree with me, bust my balls, tell me your thoughts, anything goes on Bump N' Lump. So let's get going, the bell has rung, round one baby, time to get lumped up!!!

Keep you ass off the canvas,


Larry L. Lump
LL Lump if your nasty