Another Exotic Pick from Mr. Moose

Here you go...More Bowl-licious picks from the Moose:

Moose Tracks & Droppings:

Back on the scene with the exotic machine....

The Filipino Killer eats up the malnutrition Strawweight L'Africane Nkosinathi Joyi. Florante Condes is a big-time puncher for a midget and is loaded with power. He's on a 9-0 streak, albeit against dem bums, but there is no way a #6 ranked straw-berry pulls this one off.

Because these guys have no weight, this could go 8-9 rounds so there is a great chance for aerial body fluids here. Condes on top so play:

- A mixture of snot & saliva drippings from the 3rd round on

- A few gas emissions as a result of Killer's stomach bombs (must be heard only by the first row)

- 2cm piece of upper jaw bone being emitted before the end.

Not a big-time play here but certainly enough to fill up the tank for a few years.

Moose got a "mainstream" pick, Chris Byrd loses real bad

First off Chris Byrd looked horrible last night and got KO'ed in the 9th. He was slow, weak, and useless. Bottom line is he took off way to much weight. So he was getting blasted as a heavyweight and now as a light heavyweight, it's time to hang up the gloves.

OK so Moose stopped by and gave me a pick for tonight. Here ya go:

Moose goes out on a limb. Hope it doesn't break!

NO exotics this week so the Moose goes with society. Searched far & wide for bums & washed ups but with slim pickens of the cards, I'll go with a Mexican brawl:

Ulises Solisi of Mexico, a 26 year old bomber will defeat the Philippino Glenn Donaire, who can't punch but racks up wins anyway.

Reason for the Solisi win?

- He's a knock-out artist

- He's won at MSG

- Hometown favorite

Donaire fight a lot in the States, but normally at low-level venues. He lost his big shot at the MGM Grand in Vegas.

So, I go with "class"....Solisi for # 25.

Cotto wins by TKO, another Contender get's destroyed, it's deja vu all over again

Well if you watched the Larry Lump/Moose interview on Friday you would of known that Cotto by TKO was a lock. The fight went EXACTLY as L Cubed Predicted. By the end of the 5th the ringside Doc had enough and stopped the fight. Cotto TKO in 5. Also, past BUMPnLUMP readers will also recall this post a while back: http://www.bumpnlump.com/2008/01/easy-call-for-larry-lumpthe-contender.html

So congrats Alfonso Gomez you have also made the list of Pretenders. Shall I refresh your memory on the results of fighters from the Contender TV showed when they stepped up to top 10 fighters?

1. Peter Manfredo Jr.-TKO'ed by Joe Calzaghe in 3.
2. Anthony Bosante-Lost by Unanimous decision to John Duddy
3. David Banks- Almost gets decapitated and lands in the second row after being KO'ed by Edison Miranda in the 3rd.
4. Alfonso Gomez-TKO'ed by Miguel Cotto in the 5th

Enough is enough already, these guys have not made it to the big time for a reason, they're not that good!

OK so the Moose Man had it a little harder this weekend. His boy Phlegm..oops I mean Glen Johnson fought pretty good even though he lost a 12 round decision to Chad Dawson. However the crowd was booing the result so it seems like some controversy took place. If you recall Da Moose said three bodily fluids would of been release by Johnson. It's very hard to confirm these facts because mainstream media tends to shy away from this kind of business, but I would not be surprised if Glen was able to keep his bowels under control.

Well, heading out to FLA tomorrow but I just needed to gloat before I hit the friendly skies. Have a good week my Lumpy Posse!!!

Very Busy Boxing Weekend-EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DA MOOSE

What a weekend coming up in the world of boxing, fights galore! But before we get into all of that, your boy Larry Lump came through, he searched high and low and finally was able to snag an interview with the elusive and controversial Moose. This Moose/Man is insane! Check out the one on one interview I had with him this past week. Lump man is outta town next week. I'm taking my daughter Lil' Lizzie Lump to FLA for some fun & sun.

So have a good week party peeps!

PS Get well soon Michael Buffer as you heal from throat cancer surgery. We still need ya when it's time to "Get Ready to Rumble!"

Boxing Schedule:

TODAY - at Miami (Showtime) - 10 rounds,light welterweights: Josesito Lopez (22-2, 13 KOs) vs.Edgar Santana (23-3-1, 15 KOs); 10 rounds, superbantamweights: James McGirt Jr. (18-0, 9 KOs) vs.Carlos De Leon Jr. (19-2-2, 12 KOs).

TODAY - at Atlantic City (Telefutura) -10 rounds, welterweights: Jesus Soto-Karass(19-3-3, 14 KOs) vs. Chris Smith 21-4-1, 13 KOs);10 rounds, junior welterweights: Henry Bruseles(26-3-1, 15 KOs) vs. Ben Tackie (29-9-1, 17 KOs).

SATURDAY - at Neubrandenburg, Germany -12 rounds, middleweights: Sebastian Sylvester(28-2, 13 KOs) vs. Javier Castillejo (62-7, 42 KOs).

SATURDAY - at Mafikeng, South Africa -12 rounds, IBF junior lightweight title: Mzonke Fana(27-3, 10 KOs) vs. Cassius Baloyi (34-3-1, 18 KOs).

SATURDAY - at New Jersey (HBO) - 12 rounds,WBA welterweight title: Miguel Cotto (31-0, 25 KOs)vs. Alfonso Gomez (18-3-2, 8 KOs); 12 rounds, IBFwelterweight title: Kermit Cintron (29-1, 27 KOs)vs. Antonio Margarito (35-5, 25 KOs).

SATURDAY - at Tampa, Florida (Showtime) -12 rounds, WBC light heavyweight title: Chad Dawson(25-0, 17 KOs) vs. Glen Johnson (47-11-2, 32 KOs);12 rounds, IBF light heavyweight title:Clinton Woods (41-3-1, 24 KOs) vs. Antonio Tarver(26-4, 19 KOs).

Moose Man got a good "Exotic" pick this week.

Moose's really are Man's best friend. The Moose Man carried me this week with some added content for today. Enjoy:

Looking for #19.

With Irish champ Matt Macklin going after another old Mexican on the downward spiral this weekend in "Erin-Go-Braless", while not a pushover, should return nice pounds to our subscribers. The opponent is old man Yory Boy (not a Russkie) Campas who has over 100 bouts to his credit. But three of losses have come in his last 6 fights. This guy still fights 3-4 times a year which probably gives him enough kern so he doesn't have to jump the border into El Paso.

Macklin has all time great Buddy McGirt as his trainer so I'm sure he will be prepared. Meanwhile, Old Boy has been lost in the fields of Ireland. Not a taco, waco, burrito or werm to be found, he's stuck with meals of cabbage, turnips & corned beef. He still has the runs, but the sniff is a bit different than Ole fast food.

Bet on the Boy to be queasy, greasy and at times uneasy. He will get hit and there will be cut issues. The exotic will contain diarrhea, mucous & a puke within 30 minutes before the ring entrance or 60 minutes after he leaves the ring. BANK ON IT! And don't sit in the first 4 rows if you are going. If you never encountered an old-fashioned cabbage windbreak, you certainly don't want it Saturday night!

Exotic Picks from Da Moose Man

Yo Lumpers,

The Moose Man just checked in with some easy money picks if you have the stomach for them. Read em' and weep, or enjoy....the cherse is yers!

L'Africane Thomas Mashaba has a primed-picked appointment tonight with the Injuns up in Connecticut, old veteran Cristobal Cruz from Mexico. This is a set up against a Cruz who can't punch, ain't a danger but possibly could go the distance.
Mashaba is tough and will hit this guy who should really pack it in.
Advance scouts say Cruz is no where near ready, dislikes the New England cold, and has been stuffin' the slots all week, along with the watered down margaritas at the casino. Since it may go the distance, it opens up a lot of action on this Cruz bum for body fluids, tooths, farts, drips & mucuus.
Here's an exotic not to be missed. Play a Tri-Fecta with three of the 5 above and clean up. The longer the fight goes, the better yer chance that the Mexican will deliver in his beating.

BONUS PICKS FROM DA MOOSE

Extra Friday bonus for you. The Moose just wrote in some under card "exotics" for the fights at MSG on Saturday night.

Enjoy!

Moose says:

The payoffs at the Garden are in the under card. Banks vs. the Imamu will stuff your pocks. Banks is an exciting, young, up 'n comer, stopping all foes, albeit bums. Imamu-Man is an old 36, journeyman whose last fight in NY Metro was in the old Pennsylvania Hotel, 14 years ago!. Another issue is that he is from NJ, not Abu-Dhabi or Nigeria, so he has lots of local connections here (good & bad) that should result in his demise. Oh yeah, he has lost 4 of his last 5 fights so he is just hanging on here, as fight fodder for Mr. Banks.

Play:

Fight will not go the distance.
Mamu will have at least 3 separate cuts (he could also have bed-sores" from lying on the ring so many times, but this will be hard to verify, so DON'T play this)
Brain damage within 6 months of this romp
Play a long-shot, piss leak in the ring, especially on them low blows.

Weekend Fight Schedule-Predictions

Yo Yo Yo Larry Lump back from the dead. I'm sorry, I'm sorry but it's been a little slow in the fight game these days. I hate to say it but I am starting to look forward to the Roy Jones Felix Trinidad fight to pump things up.

With that said Larry is going to pick The Magic Man Paulie Malignaggi over Herman Ngoudjo by a decision when they duke it out for Paulie's IBF junior welterweight belt Saturday night. Neither guy has really any power so it's going to come down to speed and heart, and I'm pickin Paulie.

This weeks M.U.P
Moose checked in with me last night and has an underground pick for you'se too.
Here is the fight he has selected:
10 rounds,light flyweights: Brian Viloria (19-2, 12 KOs)vs. Jose Garcia Bernal (27-9-1, 18 KOs).
And the Moose says.....
I'm going with the Hawaiian Punch Kid (Viloria) over the old Colombian crow Jose Bernal. I think that Bri is pumped up after losing 2 out of the last 3 and has "ballooned" to nearly 115 pounds for more power. Bernal is pushing 40 and should hang them up.


Have a great weekend fight fans..Larry is out!

BOXING

FRIDAY - at Biloxi, Mississippi (Showtime) -12 rounds, junior welterweights: Lamont Peterson(23-0, 11 KOs) vs. Antonio Mesquita (34-0, 26 KOs);12 rounds, lightweights: Anthony Peterson (25-0, 18 KOs)vs. Guadalupe Rosales (25-2, 15 KOs).

FRIDAY - at Tulsa, Oklahoma (ESPN2) - 10 rounds,super middleweights: Allan Green (25-1, 18 KOs)vs. Rubin Williams (29-2-1, 16 KOs); 8 rounds,lightweights: Zahir Raheem (28-2, 16 KOs) vs.Ricardo Dominguez (18-2, 12 KOs).

FRIDAY - at Los Angeles (Telefutura) - 10 rounds,junior welterweights: Michel Rosales (13-1, 11 KOs)vs. Antonio Izquierdo (16-1, 13 KOs); 10 rounds,light flyweights: Brian Viloria (19-2, 12 KOs)vs. Jose Garcia Bernal (27-9-1, 18 KOs).

SATURDAY - at New York (Showtime) - 12 rounds,IBF light welterweight title: Paul Malignaggi(23-1, 5 KOs) vs. Herman Ngoudjo (16-1, 9 KOs);10 rounds, light heavyweights: Glen Johnson(46-11-2, 31 KOs) vs. Mike Culbert (30-4-1, 6 KOs);8 rounds, heavyweights: Chazz Witherspoon(20-0, 14 KOs) vs. Kendrick Releford (15-9-2, 6 KOs);8 rounds, junior welterweights: Lovemore N'dou(45-9-1, 30 KOs) vs. Rafael Ortiz (10-13-1, 6 KOs).

Weekend Fight Schedule Plus NEW Feature-Moose's Underground Pick

Yo fight fans, it's been a slow end of the year for us which I why I have not posted every day.
Biggest news for this weekend is the UFC PPV. The two main fights are Matt Hughes vs. Georges St. Pierre, and Chuck Liddell vs. Wanderlei Silva. Liddell is at a crossroads now, if he loses this one I think it's time for Chuckie to wrap it up.

We have to wait until January 19th for Boxing to have it's next big night when the WBA heavyweight belt is on the line and Roy Jones Sr. (oops I mean Jr.) takes on Felix Trinidad.
Have a Lumpy New Year! Your Boy Larry L. Lump is done for 2007!

OK now without further ado I would like to unvail our new Friday feature, Moose's Underground Pick (MUP). A little background first. Moose is a die hard BUMPnLUMPER who has been writing "colorful" comments since the blog went live. He also has an uncanny ability to pick fights, and not only the main headliners but the very obscure ones as well. He is now 9-0 since the blog went live so I have decided to shine the spotlight on him. So here ya go, the inaugural MUP.
Brian Minto vs. Byron Polley:
A disaster for the Polly Nose. McBride ate his lunch and he even gets beat up by the little Cruisers. We're on the streets snoopin' him out now and I can asure you this "lightweight" ain't no where near ready to fight a middleweight, never mind Big Bri. Go with them Mints, play the juice, pick the ring spot & blood drops, you will clean up. (My subscribers knows this talk. They got the bet).

Weekend Boxing Schedule:
TODAY - at Vancouver, British Columbia(ESPN2) - 10 rounds, heavyweights: Dominick Guinn(28-5, 19 KOs) vs. Robert Hawkins (45-4-2, 28 KOs);8 rounds, super middleweights: Darrell Woods(26-11, 18 KOs) vs. Mark Woolnaugh (16-5-1, 5 KOs).
TODAY - at Montebello, California -10 rounds, light middleweights: Eric Mitchell(20-4-1, 10 KOs) vs. Sergey Stepkin (17-2, 9 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Bielefeld, Germany - 12 rounds,IBF cruiserweight title: Steve Cunningham (20-1, 10 KOs)vs. Marco Huck (19-0, 14 KOs); 12 rounds,vacant WBA lightweight title: Jose Alfaro (19-3, 18 KOs)vs. Prawet Singwancha (30-2-2, 18 KOs); 10 rounds,cruiserweights: Tomasz Adamek (32-1, 22 KOs) vs.Tiwon Taylor (26-14-1, 19 KOs).
SUNDAY - at Chester, West Virginia -10 rounds, heavyweights: Brian Minto (28-2, 17 KOs)vs. Byron Polley (21-7-1, 7 KOs); 12 rounds,lightweights: Verquan Kimbrough (18-1-1, 7 KOs) vs.Oisin Fagan (20-4, 12 KOs).

Weekend MMA Schedule:
Saturday, Dec 29
IFL: Grand Prix finals, Uncasville, Conn.,
UFC: UFC 79, Matt Hughes vs. Georges St. Pierre, Chuck Liddell vs. Wanderlei Silva, Las Vegas, PPV