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Friday, January 11, 2008

Guaranteed KO tonight on ESPN2

Good afternoon my lil lumpers. Larry Lump is draggin and saggin, winter blues in full effect. Not much going on this weekend in the fight world, however ESPN2 is the place to be tonight if you want to see someone's bell rung. I am talking about the Edison Miranda vs. David Banks fight. Miranda by KO. If he loses this fight it's time for Miranda to shut it down. David Banks is the pretty boy fighter from The Contender. He has 0 power by the way.
Another Contender fighter is on tonight as well. Sergio Mora finally gets back in the ring. This cat is all hype in my opinion. The best fighter as of today to come out of that TV show is Alfonso Gomez who put my boy Arturo Gatti into retirement.
Anyways that's all folk for today. Have a great weekend!

Weekend Boxing Schedule:

TODAY - at Hollywood, Florida (ESPN2) - 10 rounds,super middleweights: Edison Miranda (29-2, 25 KOs)vs. David Banks (15-3-1, 2 KOs); 10 rounds, super middleweights: Jean Pascal (20-0, 14 KOs) vs. Omar Pittman (15-3-1, 8 KOs).
TODAY - at Cabazon, California (Telefutura) - 10 rounds,middleweights: Sergio Mora (19-0, 4 KOs) vs. Rito Ruvalcaba (32-8, 28 KOs).

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK-

Here's the deal kiddies. Miranda over Banks. The exotics here are tricky so play the hole, mole & put the scroll. You may not get takers on these. This pick has more to do with Miranda than it does with Banks. As a NW fill in, he flies around, bothers people, can't throw power, but fights smart.

Miranda on the other hand is an animal. So, we have been following HIM around this week. This guy actually munches dead animals he finds on the street! I guess it has do do with floating down el rio in a basket as abandoned in Colombia and living in yucca fields with the flies and snakes. The rat he ate on Thursday seems not to have affected him at all and my reports say there were no dumps yet to see what came out.
I kew a guy once in Pakistan that ate two dead vermin, did some South American drugs and 72 hours later ripped a guys head off!
Looks like Eduardo is on the same track for tonight.

And if you play the foofang, make the book TAKE the neck rip. You could hit the jackpot if the Banker splits.

Anonymous said...

I cant believe that people still market Sergio Mora as a true "contender". Look who he taking on on January 11th, a guy who lost his last fight and previous record is less than impressionable. Come on someone please knock this guy out so we can get rid of his name taking up space where true boxers should be mentioned!!

Frank said...

Word to Big Bird Mr Anonymous.
Dude has not fought in ages, when he had the chance at a title fight he did not take it...he needs a good lump'in tonight!

Anonymous said...

Moose hits a dozen perfecto & the Lumps chimes in also.

Big KO tonight, but we all knew it was coming. Miranda the animal was big strong tonight & the Banker took it hard. My snoopy scouts knew Miranda was in, because of the vermin he munched on earlier in the week. But we still need turd samples. Sure as heck, Senor Eddie takes a dump before the bout and whoa.....he didn't chow down the typical Miami roof rat but the dreaded, larger Norwegian brown! Turds with whiskers! We upped our bets as fast as we could but even the books knew it was no contest. The Anchor-Banker had a withdraw and did the ropes, just as we called it.

Nice job by the pre-game snoops & hats off to the Lumper for beefin' up the action pre-fight.

Anonymous said...

Kumper-

Any video of your called shot last night?