Here you go...More Bowl-licious picks from the Moose:
Moose Tracks & Droppings:
Back on the scene with the exotic machine....
The Filipino Killer eats up the malnutrition Strawweight L'Africane Nkosinathi Joyi. Florante Condes is a big-time puncher for a midget and is loaded with power. He's on a 9-0 streak, albeit against dem bums, but there is no way a #6 ranked straw-berry pulls this one off.
Because these guys have no weight, this could go 8-9 rounds so there is a great chance for aerial body fluids here. Condes on top so play:
- A mixture of snot & saliva drippings from the 3rd round on
- A few gas emissions as a result of Killer's stomach bombs (must be heard only by the first row)
- 2cm piece of upper jaw bone being emitted before the end.
Not a big-time play here but certainly enough to fill up the tank for a few years.
5 comments:
Good to go. I play this all the way. You know Mr. Lump, this is the only sight for this in the wole worldwide. No thing else like it anywhere.
When mister moose talked about no shoes and then wins big to buy shoe markets, its the real trutths.
eveyone now has shoes because of the money we make.
God bless you!
Toirk-
No results on this one. The fight never went off. Both bums stayed home looking for local action. Make sure yourr book-nook gives you your lira back!
What's going on with Bump n lump? I'm waiting for a classic lump Wednesday.
Yo Southpaw. Few tings.
Larry Lump was in the woods last few days and is taking a break from bumpnlump. On a sad note when I was in the woods I heard that Moose Man got hit by a 1976 Ford Bronco so he might be MIA for a while too. Heal up soon Moose!
Animals! Lies! Falsehoods! Untruths!
My exotic from two weeks ago never took place because of lousy info from the Bumper.
Since then I've been roaming Asia snooping out some Mongolian chefs who box and looking for "no brainers" (which by the way, are all over this site!).
The Moose will go for #25 whenever a joke pops up in da ring.
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