Yeaah Boyeeee. What up my Bizzles n Nizzles? Your boy Larry is throwing two predictions your way this weekend.
Looks like it's going to be an entertaining weekend in the world of boxing and MMA.
OK so the big fight this weekend is the Kelly Pavlik vs. Jermain Taylor rematch. Their first meeting last year was the fight of the year. Kelly gets put on his ass in the second round, survives Taylor's fury, takes over the rest of the fight and knocks Taylor out in the 8th for the title.
Both these guys are ready to throw caution in the wind for the rematch so get ready for some more haymakers. To me it comes down to who has the strongest chin because I feel both are going to get smacked around. I predict more of the same. Pavlik by KO in the 6th. The one weak thing about this fight is that it is a non-title fight. How do you fight a champ and the title is not on the line? That's weak, especially since they are asking you to shell out 50 bones for it and the under card seems pretty lame.
OK so over to MMA. Showtime has Kimbo Slice fighting old school MMA alumni Tank Abbott. This is going to be a blow out. Kimbo Slice takes him out by KO in the first round. After this one Kimbo has to stop fighting novelty fights and needs to face some legit opponents. I bet Brock Lesnar wished the UFC eased him in the biz like they are doing with Kimbo.
On another MMA note, after a 3 fight stint in the UFC where he only went 1-2, Mirko Cro Cop is going back to Japan to fight. Before coming to the UFC this guy was considered to be right up there with Fedor and Randy as one of the top heavyweights in the world. However he got his ass handed to him in the UFC. In my opinion it goes to show that the UFC has the best fighters and all these other little associations out there are second rate.
Have a great freakend weekend. Here is the full Boxing and MMA schedule.
Yo Willy where you at G?????
Boxing
FRIDAY - at Uncasville, Connecticut (ESPN2) -
10 rounds, welterweights: Delvin Rodriguez (21-2-1, 13 KOs)
vs. Troy Browning (20-0-1, 8 KOs); 10 rounds, light
welterweights: Ali Oubaali (20-3, 17 KOs) vs. Ashley Theopane
(20-2-1, 7 KOs).
FRIDAY - at Cicero, Illinois (Telefutura) -
10 rounds, light welterweights: Mike Alvarado (19-0, 13 KOs)
vs. Jesus Rodriguez (17-2, 5 KOs); 8 rounds, junior
featherweigths: Alejandro Perez (11-0, 6 KOs) vs. Jorge
Cardenas (9-4-4, 6 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Nuremberg, Germany - 12 rounds,
heavyweights: Nikolay Valuev (47-1, 34 KOs) vs. Serguei
Lyakhovich (23-2, 14 KOs); 12 rounds, super middleweights:
Vitali Tyspko (21-2, 11 KOs) vs. Robert Stieglitz
(31-1, 19 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Las Vegas (HBO PPV) -
12 rounds, WBC middleweight title: Kelly Pavlik
(32-0, 29 KOs) vs. Jermain Taylor (27-1-1, 17 KOs);
12 rounds, WBC super flyweight title: Cristian Mijares
(33-3-2, 14 KOs) vs. Jose Navarro (26-3, 12 KOs);
10 rounds, middleweights: Ronald Hearns (17-0, 13 KOs)
vs. Justin Astorga (11-1-1, 6 KOs); 12 rounds, super
flyweights: Fernando Montiel (35-2-1, 26 KOs) vs.
Martin Castillo (33-2, 17 KOs); 8 rounds, light
flyweights: Cesar Lopez (20-5, 4 KOs) vs. Brian
Viloria (20-2, 12 KOs).
MMA
Sat., Feb. 16
EliteXC: Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbott, Miami, Fla., Showtime
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Friday, February 15, 2008
Pavlik & Slice Bump n Lump their ways to victory
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Cesar Lopez vs. Bri Viloria at Vegas. Not as easy as it looks. Two midgets with a string of dee-feets in recent bouts. Go with the Hawaiian Punch with this one over the El Paso Flash. El Gallito has lost most of his recent bouts and has been chowing down shipped in El Paso turd food like chicken fried steak all week. Plus, at a deformed 5'3", HE is the lap dancer on the Vegas strip this week, spending more time there than in the gym getting prepped.
Voloria takes this one but there's no cash in that. Instead, wager El Gallito to take a nice dump in the old pantalones, either in the ring or shortly after. Lots of old green mucuus too since my boys say he has a bad head (cold). For kicks, throw in a ducat on his head trainer doing 16 nose picks throughout this bout. He's done it before.
I tried your ideas on my friend Stinky because ne wets his pants. We bet him today and I won 25 cents. Thank you Mr. Moose.
"Viloria won by unanimous decision after the eighth round."
Bri dumps Lopez in the 5th. Oohhh strunz in da ring! Moose calls the dump. Small greenies from the schnoz picks up the parlay too. Gallito's trainer has a debatable 17 nose picks. Books claim that two were a "scratch" and call it a "push". Animals! Take the parlay & run. Paid off at 61-1 in Manilla but only 45-1 in da Bronx.
i plyed gas in pants. no pay-off. same ting yes as dump? my dealer in Tajik no payof. why. tell me noe please.
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