Hidey Ho Lump-a-loo-skis! Weekend is right around the corner and all kind of wacky stuff is coming up.
Man what is this 1995? You got Tommy Morrison and Michael Moorer fighting this weekend (not each other and both fights are out of the USA). Somehow Tommy scammed a fight on a PPV under card this weekend. He has a 4 rounder the night of the Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. card. How did he get sanctioned to fight again, no clue, but the fight is in Mexico. I doubt he will ever get a fight in the USA again. Good article about the debacle here on ESPN.
Another old schooler in MMA is fighting next week. Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbott. This one is going to be a less than a minute mess. Kimbo is going to kill Tank, who let's be honest, really never was that great of an MMA fighter (10-13 record). Plus he is waayyy past his prime (did he ever have a prime?). Anyways here is a good article about Tank.
OK so the fight I am looking most forward to this weekend is Paul Williams vs. Carlos Quintana. 12 Rounds Welterweights on HBO Saturday night. To me Paulie makes up the welterweight trifecta (Mayweather and Cotto are the other two). I saw Williams fight Antonio Margarito and he looked great. I have no clue how this guy can stay in the welterweight division, he's 6' 1" with an 82 inch reach. Larry says Williams jabs away and gets the unanimous decision. Not sure if they are going to show the heavyweight under card fight, but the guy Cliff Couser's claim to fame is that he once said he was Mike Tyson's brother. Not sure if he is still slinging that BS, but damn he did sure look like Mike!
So that's the deal my little sausage and veals. Have a great weekend. The Lump Man is OUT!
Weekend Boxing Schedule:
FRIDAY - at Dubai, United Arab Emirates - 10 rounds,heavyweights: Michael Moorer (51-4-1, 39 KOs) vs.Shelby Gross (16-3, 13 KOs); 10 rounds, heavyweights:JD Chapman (28-0, 25 KOs) vs. Rich Boruff (17-1-1, 10 KOs).
FRIDAY - at Dover, Delaware (ESPN2) - 12 rounds,cruiserweights: Darnell Wilson (22-5-3, 19 KOS) vs.BJ Flores (20-0, 13 KOs).
FRIDAY - at Boston (Telefutura) - 10 rounds, superbantamweights: Jose Angel Beranza (30-11-2, 25 KOs) vs.Antonio Escalante (16-2, 10 KOs).
FRIDAY - at Miami (Telemundo) - 12 rounds, welterweights:Cosme Rivera (30-11, 2 KOs) vs. Raul Pinzon (15-1, 14 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Union City, New Jersey - 10 rounds,junior middleweights: Henry Crawford (17-0, 8 KOs) vs.Thomas Davis (12-6-2, 7 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Temecula, California (HBO) - 12 rounds,welterweights: Paul Williams (33-0, 24 KOs) vs.Carlos Quintana (24-1, 19 KOs); 10 rounds, welterweights:Andre Berto (20-0, 17 KOs) vs. Michel Trabant (43-2-1, 19 KOs);10 rounds, heavyweights: Chris Arreola (22-0, 20 KOs) vs.Cliff Couser (26-14-2, 14 KOs).
SATURDAY - at Guanajuato, Mexico (TV Azteca) - 10 rounds,light middleweights: Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. (34-1, 27 KOs)vs. Jose Celaya (31-3, 16 KOs); 12 rounds, super bantamweights:Juan Ruiz (21-4, 6 KOs) vs. Bernabe Concepcion (23-1-1, 13 KOs);12 rounds, WBC light flyweight title: Edgar Sosa (30-5, 16 KOs)vs. Jesue Iribe (8-4-1, 4 KOs); 12 rounds, middleweights:Jose Luis Zertuche (19-4-2, 14 KOs) vs. Marco Antonio Rubio(40-4-1, 35 KOs); 4 rounds, heavyweights: Tommy Morrison(47-3-1, 41 KOs) vs. Matt Weishaar (3-0-2, 2 KOs).
3 comments:
Here's a gift. Chris Arreola will hurt (fast) old Clifford Couser, another Vegas bum. The Black Bull got destroyed in da Bronx just a few weeks ago and is probably short on cash to take this upcoming beating. Now, hangin' out in California will do him no good too. Arreola is focused, having experienced shoot-outs, blood & death while hangin' out at parties, and big Cliff "Twin Tyson" will be the recipent of another beating. The guy is slow & stationary and this will be a snoozer.
Although another "zero" win for Arreola, he can pad another "W" and stay unharmed at the same time. Couser falls hard so you have a very longshot here at playing a broken board or two if the ring cracks. Better parlays include a flying tooth, body fluids hitting the FIRST ROW (don't be talked into the second by the books), and finally a possible brain issue in 90 days.
Moosie-
Should I parlay a puke with nose phlegm? The guy looks like a real pig & my guy is offering 700-1.
Good pick-up for my subscribers last night as Arreola needed less than 90 seconds to put the buffoon away. While the ring floor did not collapse, wins were secured on a loose tooth, saliva & sweat reaching almost the second row and post-fight drooling. A call I just got from Nigeria told me these 3 exotics paid off at 94-1.
"Unbeaten WBC #7 heavyweight contender Cristobal "The Nightmare" Arreola (22-0, 20 KOs) needed just 82 seconds to blow away Cliff Couser (26-14-2, 14 KOs). Arreola rocked Couser with a left/right then battered "Twin Tyson" until Couser took a knee and referee Jerry Cantu waved the bout off."
On a related subject, a potential subscriber from low-life Persia questioned the Moose's 15-0 record on these deals. First of all Mo, picking the winner is easy. Placing exotic bets like teeths out, dumps in pants. pukes, brain damage & dead people pays off the bucks. We are running an 86% success rate here. Got a problem?
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