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Monday, November 19, 2007

Free Mike Tyson! Plus this week's Classic Lump

Iron Mike is going in the clink again folks, and for all those hoping for a comeback, relax it's only for 24 hours. Tyson admitted to doing a little of the Sniff Sniff back when he got stopped for a DUI last December. The judge ordered him in jail for 24 hours plus three years probation. Damn Mike, off the hook again. How many more times is "Da Man" gonna let you slide, and how many more times you gonna screw up?? This sad tale never seems to go away.
Anyways on another note, one of Larry's fans, Collette the Lumpette wrote a comment yesterday about who would win in a fight, a shark vs. an octopus. She wanted "facts" not Larry's opinion on the matter (how rude). Anyways the Lump Man listens to his readers, so this week's Classic Lump is dedicated to you Ms. Collette. Shark vs. Octopus..let the debating begin! (But is really wasn't even close)



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow Mr. Lump! What a scene!!!!!!!!
You are the best for searching out these things. No 'pinions here. Just facts from the Lumster along with VISUAL PROOF! I LOVE YOU!

Sometimes I just watch the Discovery Channel to see bugs have sex. I would rather see this type of action. All the fairy-marys, steroid losser wrestlers out there should get in the pond with this octopus. No contest me say!

Outstanding Mr. Lump. Thank you very much. If you can find Ollie Octupus ripping humans apart, that would be great too.

Anonymous said...

More Tyson? I thought he hung them up? He's a cage fighting ref in the UK. Looks lost & semi-retarded. Saw him in Manchester a while back. A pure moron and a shell of his former self, like they all are.

Ian