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Thursday, November 8, 2007

Riddick Bowe officially has "Drain Bamage"

I will confess that BUMP n' LUMP is a bit biased toward boxing when it comes to news, rants, and assorted nonsense. But since I saw a humorous article today regarding "Big Daddy" Bowe wanting to be the first person to hold a boxing title, and an MMA title, AT THE SAME TIME, I just had to sound off. First of all even a great current championship boxer would get his ass handed to him in MMA. Bowe is 40 years old, out of shape, and hasn't even had a pro boxing fight since 2004. Ray Mercer who is a more active boxer and probably in better shape just got lumped up big time a few months ago in his MMA debut against Kimbo Slice. You can check out the beatdown here
Kimbo, the famous backyard brawler and YouTube star, will be making his real MMA debut this weekend. The fight will be shown on Showtime Saturday night at 10pm. Larry Lump will be busy watching the Cotto vs. Mosley fight on PPV, stay tuned for his "lock" pick tomorrow.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jumpster- Brain damage happens a lot to these idiots. How about a good list of all the Mohammed type droolers out there with permanent damage from their boxing careers.
I want the really messed up types. Men, women, animals, etc....

C'mon Jumps, dig 'em up.

Anonymous said...

Most of these losers are all numpster lumpsters. Real men are construction workers, train conductors & bar owners.

I would rather see them use these damaged creatures for experiments on the brains to find real cures.